chingching
The Story Of The Band Behind The Story
Enter
Your Sext
Here.
English / Español
x
dood
dood
dood
x
|
WTF
IZZA CHING CHING
BRO?
Ching Ching
formely known as Ching
Chong Song
was forged from molten lava in 1986 when the alchemist Julie LaMendola
and the basket weaver Dan Gower decided they had metal hands and knew
how to fly through space and time. Jesus wept except he had previously
removed his tear ducts and replaced them with flame throwers. A
thousand people sharted simultaneously. Some of them
brought signs. They had to change their name to Ching Ching. Then Susan
Hwang showed
up and was all like WAZZZAAAA and they were all like WAZZZAAAAAA and
Toby Goodshank was like WAZZZAAAAA and Jesus flew around the earth so
fast he went back in time to the future. It
was that f#cked up braugh! Word! Also something about
Adam Green! |
duh
 kk |
|
"LIKE"
|
dood
|
TIME
TO EMBED TOO MANY FLASH!!!
|
 Kevin
Blechdom produced all of our cds and is the strongest woman
in show biz. Nathan Smithe does all of the
internet things and made a video for us and also a couple that are on
my youtube channel which
features a lot of Toby
Goodshank who was also in Moldy
Peaches with Adam Green who made the movie The
Wrong Ferrari which I'm NAKED in surprise. Toby
makes amazing drawings
and collages and he sells our cd, my book, and
several other good buys online at his label
we think he is supremely magical. He also is
our neighbor, and he lives upstairs from the humble and terrifying Preston
Spurlock whose videos are legendary, and speaking
of videos we do stop motion when we are on tour
with Nature
Theater of Oklahoma who provide us with jobs and
good feelings. The OPERA we do is lifted from a series of telephone
calls between the beautiful and mysterious Kristin
Worral and Pavol Liska. Speaking of sweet things, our friend Angela
Carlucci also bakes cakes now, and OH MY GOD Susan
Hwang of The Debutante Hour also runs The
Brittle Sisters, a bacon and brittle treat that delivers
anywhere, she also dreamed up The Bushwick Book Club. So Food
drawing dancing music and reading. When Dany Naierman is not dancing
with us or with Beautiful Nan Turner in Nan
and the One Night Stands, also from Schwervon,
he and Dan Gower also have a project called Dan
Y Dany. Nan's beau Major Matt Mason has a site called Olive
Juice Music where all of us antifolk poopers can be found. I
also sing in The
WoWz who will be on tour with Herman
Dune soon. Ching Chong Song has toured with The Trachtenburg
Family Slideshow Players who now also include Supercute
and The
Pendulum Swings we toured with Lucus
Abela, Phoebe Kreutz, Irene Moon, Seth Faergolzia and
Dufus and
so many more. VAGINA!
--
|
dood
|
"EPK"
 |
dood
chingalmbumzching
The Music of the Band Of The Story Behind The Muzak
Enter Your Sext
Here.
dd
dd
dood
dood
 THESE
ARE ALBUMS OF MUSIC YOU CAN BUY OR STEAL ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE I
THINK THAT'S COOL BRO
|
dd
|
f
We
sing songs to you about you
Released 2011 on BLAH BLAH BLAH FART POOP 4 SALE CHEAP IN EUROPE IN 'MERICA |
dd
|
f
Julie LaMendola - Ögonblicksapparaten / The Moment Machine Julie
LaMendola - The Moment Machine Book + CD:
Compositions, drawings, lyrics, and poems from two of Julie LaMendola's (Ching Ching) notebooks.The CD contains Julie's solo work and old Ching Ching songs that she wrote. The book is in Svedish and Engrish published by Smockadoll Press. (CLICK THAT TO BUY IN EUROPE) |
dood
|
PREVIOUS RELEASES:
EVERYTHING IS FOR TEH BEBBIES LITTLE RACIST GAY ADVENTURE LIVE AT THE STONE ETC |
dood
chingabooootching
The Story of the Band Of The Story Behind The Band
Enter
Your Sext
Here.
o
|
f
Hello,
My Name Is Nathan Smithe.
Would you believe ten years ago I was a WASHED UP HACK,
collecting bottles and cans just to afford tickets to the
teen
choice awards in Orlando, Florida to stalk J.T.T.? It's Somewhat True! READ ON
IF YOU DARE... OR DON'T!
|
 NATHAN SMITHE'S SOAPER CHING CHING FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU CAN OWN THIS AMAZING PRODUCT. SEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY TO: NATHAN SMITHE 123 FAKE ST. FAKETOWN USA |